JUST ANOTHER DAY 1:BHATU's LAW

It was the hot summer afternoon at kgp...around 1:20 PM while me and bhatu were cycling to reach the exam room at vikramshila, with our regular BOY TALKs... we came up with a wierd and funny conversation....written below:

me: "yaar bhatu...tu itna shareef, shant, achha bachha hai....teri bandi honi chhaiye ek"

bhatu: " abe yaar...honi to chhaiye, but KGP MEIN BANDI PANA IS AS DIFFCULT AS NEHLI MARNA"

me: woh kaise??

bhatu: "dekh...dono ke liye constant motivation chahiye....throughout mehnat karni padti hai"

me: " so does it mean ki sare nehliyon ki bandi honi chhaiye"

bhatu: "are nahi ....chau ...dekh dono ka difficulty level same hai...but qualities different hai..ab jo log nehli marne mein "cali" ka use karte hai....woh chidiya (read bandi) nahi maar pate...aur jo chidiya maar lete hai unka nehli marna mushkil hota hai"

me: " haan baat to sahi hai.... dono ke liye hard work chahiye...mentally , physically( class jana== 2.2 ke chakkar marna) , economically( notes , book ke kharche== hotel + tr8) taxing bhi hai...infact huuhaa analogy hai"

bhatu: "exactly...dekh apne batch mein kitne nehli honge approx?"

me: "around 40.....y ? "

bhatu: this proves my statement too.... 40 nehli hai...aur 40 ke hi aas paas bandiyaan bhi hai....."1 bandi = 1 NEHLI"

me: "ooooooohhh.... so does it mean ki meine 2 nehli maar ke ... 2 bandi pane ka chance kho diya :O :P"

bhatu: " might be.... tune effort divert kiya hota to shayad kuch ho jata"


By this time we were at the cycle parking.... so it ended like this:

bhatu: " CHAU ... tu nehli hi mar le !! ... :P ... chidiya marne wale bahut hai kgp mein... waise bhi aasmaan(read kgp) mein jada bachi nahi hai :P"