It was the hot summer afternoon at kgp...around 1:20 PM while me and bhatu were cycling to reach the exam room at vikramshila, with our regular BOY TALKs... we came up with a wierd and funny conversation....written below:
me: "yaar bhatu...tu itna shareef, shant, achha bachha hai....teri bandi honi chhaiye ek"
bhatu: " abe yaar...honi to chhaiye, but KGP MEIN BANDI PANA IS AS DIFFCULT AS NEHLI MARNA"
me: woh kaise??
bhatu: "dekh...dono ke liye constant motivation chahiye....throughout mehnat karni padti hai"
me: " so does it mean ki sare nehliyon ki bandi honi chhaiye"
bhatu: "are nahi ....chau ...dekh dono ka difficulty level same hai...but qualities different hai..ab jo log nehli marne mein "cali" ka use karte hai....woh chidiya (read bandi) nahi maar pate...aur jo chidiya maar lete hai unka nehli marna mushkil hota hai"
me: " haan baat to sahi hai.... dono ke liye hard work chahiye...mentally , physically( class jana== 2.2 ke chakkar marna) , economically( notes , book ke kharche== hotel + tr8) taxing bhi hai...infact huuhaa analogy hai"
bhatu: "exactly...dekh apne batch mein kitne nehli honge approx?"
me: "around 40.....y ? "
bhatu: this proves my statement too.... 40 nehli hai...aur 40 ke hi aas paas bandiyaan bhi hai....."1 bandi = 1 NEHLI"
me: "ooooooohhh.... so does it mean ki meine 2 nehli maar ke ... 2 bandi pane ka chance kho diya :O :P"
bhatu: " might be.... tune effort divert kiya hota to shayad kuch ho jata"
By this time we were at the cycle parking.... so it ended like this:
bhatu: " CHAU ... tu nehli hi mar le !! ... :P ... chidiya marne wale bahut hai kgp mein... waise bhi aasmaan(read kgp) mein jada bachi nahi hai :P"
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kuchhh! :D
ReplyDeleteexam dete jane waqt bhi ek se badhke ek theories nikalti rehti hai humlogo se :P
OMG
ReplyDeleteThese fundas cm out of guy's heads only during exams.....i cn totally understand....stayng single in college is a pain....:p
ReplyDeleteI wish gtng a girl or may i dare to say, CHIDIYA (no offence to girls)wud b so easy like scoring a nehla...i wud hv topped thn....bt thts nt sumthng girls luk forward to these days...if u hav PATIENCE nd ears which cn listen patiently,the queens of venus r all yours buddy...nd i discovered these fundas long time bk..dnt think i hv an exam to appear to ryt nw.....
Happy Hunting.....;)
@Pl & ragini: :D
ReplyDelete@kanishk bhaiya: hehe...true ...very true... [ "PATIENCE nd ears which cn listen patiently" = mugging books] ....this might be the MENTALLY taxing part which i missed in the blog... thanx for updating the LAW :P :D .. yoo kgp
Recently one of my female friends was complaining ki IIT ke ladke kuch zyada hi despo hote hai...samay ki baat hai,mujhe agre karna pad gayaa...
ReplyDeletenice comparisons I must say..par exam jaate samay meri aadat hai ek baar poora syllabus palatne ki(am still a horrible student u know) to kuch aur sochne samajhne ka samy nai rehta us waqt...lekin exam se ek ghante pehle tak to poora fursat rehta hai(now u know y am so horrible :D..) nehli matlab bird kya?? :O pardon me for my ignorance :)
hi bro...."nehli" means 9 pointer(GPA).....i m skeptic how much u would have understood the post...it has a lot of "KGP" lingo , etc :)
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