CHEQUE DE INDIA

In a surprising development over the issue of National hockey team going on indefinite boycott of the world cup preparatory camp, Hockey India officials on funday have approached Rukhrukh Khan for rescue.

"We have approached RRK to get ready the woman's hockey team to represent India in the world cup again. RRK's girls have already equalized the men's team in the movie. The whole country has seen the match ending in Draw. And they also eventually won the world cup. This time we have decided to divert the men's team funds to the woman's team. DOCOMO : Do the New"

"Also, we are thankful to the men's hockey team for coming up with innovative slogans like "cheque de India" during their strike, which inspired the whole Idea. "An Idea can change your life: What an idea sir ji" "

Chatur, from the super hit movie "FREE IDIOTS", who is also a big hockey fan has highly acclaimed the concept.

"ये तो बलात्कार हो गए है !! ऐसा करने से तो पुरुषों के टीम पर कोई स्तन खर्चा नहीं करना पड़ेगे !! RRK ने IPL से बहुत स्तन कमाए है और महिला हाकी टीम के पास तो पहले के विश्व कप में कमाए हुए स्तन है, उन्ही स्तन से हम विश्व कप में जा सकते है" He said

Prime minister Manmani singh is also impressed by the decision.

"Such measure will surely help our GDP to grow at 7% this fiscal year" He said।

Also, there is a rumor that RRK has already ordered 50 bottles of "Himani Sona Chandi Chavanprash" to be used during the training.